oh hey! this yo boi funky rat. sorry, just woke up…didn’t see you there…shit, let me put on some clothes.

2 minutes later, funky rat comes back donning a red bandana. but no shirt, pants, or shoes.

 you want some eggs?

cracking sound. pan frying.

i had a good time last night. but i have to go soon and join the big race. world’s a canvas and someone’s gotta fill it, you know?

funky rat gently drops the plate on the table. there are no eggs. just cuts of scraped cheese.

im a rat, stupid.